Category: Really Bad Poetry

  • Moon Rising

    Blue moon rising  While animals are devising  Ways to frighten the humans  So they would have no solutions  There will be no compromising 

  • Water Thief

    He was always growing roses  And watered them with the neighbor’s hoses  Never admitting he was a thief  But their interactions have been brief.  As divine intervention imposes 

  • Ghosting

    As the days grew longer  Hearts started to beat stronger  Sunshine softened the haze  Compelling animals out of their daze  Finally allowed to saunter 

  • Home on the Range

    Growing up on the range  Sounds mighty weird and strange  I was born in the city  Where I was used to feeling itty bitty  But now my entire family is completely void of the stock exchange 

  • Betrothed

    The loud hum buzzing of the jet  Bringing a man I had never met  He wanted to marry  The first woman who would carry  Everything he deemed relevant 

  • Stealth

    He always wanted to disappear  Hoping to walk quietly like the deer  Quiet, stealthy, light  As if there was no knight  In shining armor, out on the frontier 

  • UFO

    In the middle of the night  There was a big fright  A disk fell out of the sky  Making everyone believe it could fly  Suddenly everything went bright 

  • Repent

    Everywhere the sunshine went  The more money that was spent  On books, magazines and flare  Promising the art of no glare  Not remembering it was time to repent 

  • Open Skies

    From the highest mountain I see  Like the world seemed to agree  Bright sun and the open sky  Trying to drive away the lie  But all that remained was the deep black sea. 

  • Stars

    When the stars go dark  And nothing was visible in the park  I heard the animals start to sneak  But was too afraid to peak  Wondering how to best disembark.