Category: Really Bad Poetry

  • Vacation on Vacation

    I want to go on a holiday  But I need a little more pay  Where should I go?  Some place I don’t know?  Scotland is where, I say. 

  • Forever Planning

    I never had a bad plan  Hanging from the ceiling fan  I just wanted to clear my head  From the comfort of my own head  Maybe I should move to Japan 

  • On Writing

    I tried to write a ballad  But it only made me invalid  The words didn’t rhyme  If I had enough time  Maybe I should just make a salad 

  • Lazing Around

    I never liked to go running  Especially when I could be sunning  I wanted to go to the beach  But the waves were just out of reach  Sharks are ever so cunning 

  • Reminder of the Clown

    When he told me to calm down  I wanted to tell him he was a clown  Because all of me  Was not limited to what he could see  If only he knew about my diamond crown 

  • Relationships

    John Cougar always said that it hurts so good  If it was true, I would have understood  How you invited her to dinner  When I was out of town and when I trusted you like a beginner  But at least I found out where I stood 

  • Conversations

    At the end of my tether  I started to wonder whether  You were worth the dare  When talking to you is such a scare  I’d rather talk about the weather 

  • Toxicity

    I knew what I had to do  Had to get away from you  You were toxic and rude  And you were always in a mood  And you never had a clue 

  • Night Moves

    Show me some mercy and pray  Wishing these feelings would just go away  Why does everything feel worse at night  When the feelings are a fright  On my heart does it weigh 

  • Anxiety

    Anxiety comes rushing in  Not wanting me to win  I only wanted a friend  Not to feel like it would never end  Sometimes I wish I had thicker skin