Tag: limerick

  • Racing

    When he ran into the doctor  He was going to race his stock car  Hoping that if he went fast  He would not come in last  Then he could forget about the proctor 

  • Shark Attack

    I wanted to go slow  But the boat tipped to and fro  I was afraid of sharks  But when the Captain remarks  The waves started to grow 

  • Among the Living

    Do you value your life  More than the local wildlife  You swore to do no harm  But that’s not a good luck charm  Or are you looking for strife 

  • Dream

    What if it wasn’t a dream?  What if it becomes a meme?  Would I want to stay around  Maybe if it was just to astound  I can always just scream 

  • Knowing

    All day and all night  I had never had such a fright  I knew well enough  But I was trying to be tough  But it all came down to the bomb site 

  • Forever Shelter

    You can’t shelter him forever  But you also think you are clever  It happened because of you  And you don’t have a clue  Or care whatsoever 

  • Fraud

    I believe that you have secrets  But your lying was needless  Thinking you were above the law  Never admitting to any flaw  But instead, I was often left sleepless 

  • Haze

    It feels like I am going crazy  When everything becomes hazy  I want to be called a mother  And give a life to your brother  Maybe I should, instead, plant a daisy 

  • Know

    No one needs to know  Anything about the show  He had already made up his mind  And could pretend to be kind  By learning how to go with the flow 

  • Baking

    After the pie exploded  He realized the instructions were coded  By not reading directions  He missed the obvious connections  Not knowing the boss was loaded