Tag: limerick

  • Martyr

    She called herself a martyr  But one that was a ferocious non-starter  On the eve of her death  She was determined to take one last deep breath  Then ran to catch her charter 

  • Swinging

    When I first saw the swing set  I wondered how high I could get  All I wanted was to fly  And tell everyone hi and goodbye  So I can go and buy a baguette 

  • Painting

    I wanted to paint the kitchen red  My mother told me I was out of my head  It was my favorite color  I loved it like no other  I only wanted to get into bed. 

  • Hoax

    I laughed at all his bad jokes  Like the one about the hoax  I went along with his game  To try to save my own name  But at the end, he said, that’s all folks 

  • Ed

    When the horse jumped the fence  He said “Why so dense?”  His name was Ed  He wanted a new bed  The only thing that made any sense. 

  • Dance

    I never wanted to see the show  But I want you to know    If I had the chance  I would ask you to dance  So everyone could see you glow 

  • Toxic

    Nobody cared about my reputation  Only about toxic flirtation  In wanting to create  I determined myself to be great  Only adding to their frustration 

  • Drawing

    He told me he liked to draw  But everything looked very blah  I wanted to be nice  But I was too full of spice  Maybe, one day, my heart will thaw 

  • Light

    Waiting in the early morning light  Wondering why it was so bright  With the twirl of the air  And none of its usual flair  Wouldn’t that be a bawdy sight 

  • The Hobbit