Category: Really Bad Poetry

  • King

    He was the king of stalking  When people thought he was just walking  At the end of the day  No one knew what to say  Then immediately started talking 

  • On Reading

    I once had a cow who could read  In hopes he would someday be freed  My father said NO  He could not go!  So instead he learned to start a stampede 

  • Boats

    Everyone thought he was boring  For all the words he was storing  For the poems he wrote  All about the boat  When the rain started pouring 

  • Stars

    Everyone stared at the stars  Wishing they could trap them in jars  Lying in the cold, soft grass  Listening to the neighbor’s bluegrass  Coming out of six string guitars 

  • Grey Skies

    I tried to send her away  To look out over the bay  I only wanted to leave  So I could finally get a reprieve  Because the skies were turning grey 

  • Obsessed

    He was an honorable man  Who had always been obsessed with Batman  When he got into trouble  He started seeing double  When he saw the twin doorman 

  • Bee Sting

    On the day he hurt his knee  He said he only wanted to talk to me  But instead, he sat outside  And tended to his wounded pride  To admit he had been stung by a bee 

  • Favorite

    History was his favorite subject  Because no one could object  With the help of community  Hoping for immunity  As a way to connect 

  • Racing

    When he ran into the doctor  He was going to race his stock car  Hoping that if he went fast  He would not come in last  Then he could forget about the proctor 

  • Shark Attack

    I wanted to go slow  But the boat tipped to and fro  I was afraid of sharks  But when the Captain remarks  The waves started to grow