Tag: limericks

  • On the Trail

    He died on the Oregon Trail  Medicine was given, to no avail  When they ran out of food  It only changed the mood  Until we came upon the whale 

  • Comeback

    On the comeback trail  Until it started to hail  The dents were extra large  How much would the car shop charge?  All I wanted was to pick up the mail. 

  • Extra

    Help me out  Living in a world of doubt  I thought the cow was crying  Or maybe it was flying  But nobody paid attention to my shout 

  • Overflowing

    The problem was brought up  Because of an overflowing cup  I hoped it was only water  Or else I could not bother  But where is the pup 

  • No Longer Paradise

    I was about to lose my mind  Because he was no longer kind  My life was no longer paradise  All he left was mice  Their home, I could not find. 

  • Cruise Vacation

    He went on a trip  Booked a ride on a ship  He didn’t know he would lose his heart  Over a single piece of art  Not expecting his pants to rip. 

  • Boo

    You wouldn’t say boo to a goose  Or fly with a moose  Did you hear what the crocodile said  When the elephant stepped on his head  But the eagle is on the loose! 

  • Hippopotamus 

    When the hippo went down  He did so with a frown  Wanting to be cool  By not going to school  He made mistakes while out on the town 

  • Planning Ahead

    Are you a man?  You must not have a plan  What would you say  If I put on a play  Just for my gran 

  • Night Moves

    In the middle of the night  The stars were so bright  Showing the way  The field was on display  The flowers, shining, were quite the sight